Well, yeah, two planets met somewhere at the edge of the universe.
«Hi!» said the first.
«Hi…» – «Hm, you look sick. Everything ok?»
«I’ve got humans.» – «Oh, that’s really disgusting.»
«For a short time they were really itchy !»
«So don’t worry, that bodes well» said the second, encouragingly, «it’ll be over in no time then…!»
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Got it from this Blogs comments (german).
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Edit: Found this on eskira.tumblr.com
[…] Big Bang – 4.5 billion years later the mid-aged earth will have the humans, an itching pest (see the joke). You are something like a gut bacteria that goes cancering its host. Not more, but not less. Life […]
[…] Einfach dagegen, weil es ist komplett dumm. Und falsch. Nicht aus Sicht der Erde. Die hat kurz mal die Menschen, die ein wenig jucken, aber schnell vorbei gehen. Wie es scheint. Nein, es ist eine Beleidigung […]